April Hellyer
ha sicker than yo average
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egberts:

"short people stick together" how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP